An Open Letter to the Pedestrians on 13th Street

Dear Pedestrians,

I will be very blunt and say "what the flying fuck?"
Are we not taught as young kids of kindergarten and even preschool that before we cross any kind of street, we look to our left and our right? Well, my dear peers, we are.
As a recent biker of this street, I have noticed the overflowing number of pedestrians who think they own the damn street. I'm sorry, but you don't. It is still a street. Cars still ride through occasionally and so do the multitude of student bikers trying to get to class. That is why bikers are bitches. The only reason why there are not more flattened pedestrians is because bikers and cars are legally not allowed to. That doesn't mean you get to parade like a peacock. You have no goods to show for yourself except for the word Stupid floating above you like a Sim's green diamond.

Do everyone a favor and look before you cross.

Sincerely,
A very annoyed biker.

The above is just an example of what I would say in my defense for being those biking bitches on the street. If you don't know where you are going and if you don't know what to do when you're on a fucking road, stay home.
Please?

Cheers,
Claire